Pamper the Boat Owner
Are you bumming rides this summer? Take care of the boat owner. After all, he’s the reason you’re on the water in the first place. Remember: He doesn’t just pick up the gas; he covers insurance, boat payments and wear and tear. It’s like living with your parents all over again. When you’re driving the owner of the boat, give him everything you’ve got. Pay attention, use the cruise control and make sure everyone in the boat is in the right spot so the wake is dialed. Compliment him, kiss his ass and have a beer waiting for him because at the end of the month, he has to make the payment — not you.