From my observation, this wakeskater is attempting a kickflip. He doesn't get the kick, and he definitely doesn't get the flip. What he does get, however, is a wakeskate to the face. Maybe next time he should consider wearing a face mask.

This unfortunate guy probably had a tough day after this one. As Ray Zalinsky would say at a time like this "Send over a bottle of bubbly in a bucket of ice and a card. Have the card read, "Tough luck, get drunk on me...