Looking to learn a thing or two about Italy, pizza, wakeboarding and babes? Well, you’ve come to the right place. Mass Piff has the answers, so listen up!
Don’t even think about serving this Italian stallion a plate of pizza rolls — he requires the good stuff. (He is the Pizza Boi, after all.) Tyler Soden
Pizza in Italy
Do: Put spicy olive oil on your pizza.
Don’t: Get fish on it.
Italian Women
Do: Be yourself with swag and you are gucci.
Don’t: Try for a hole in one. Women in Italy are old-school.
Turning 21
Do: Have all your best friends with you.
Don’t: Peak too early.
Traveling the World
Do: Visit as much as you can and go with the flow.
Don’t: Forget your passport or visa.
Downtown Orlando
Do: Get a good crew and send it.
Don’t: Go too hard. You’ll get knocked out real quick.
Lake Conway
Do: Ride on it because it’s the best lake.
Don’t: Get in Randy Holihan’s way. He’s the boss of the lake!
Rewinds
Do: Grab them. That’s what makes the trick.
Don’t: Under-rotate.
Mustaches
Do: Take care of them. It’s a lifestyle!
Don’t: Worry about what people think — they’re just jealous.
Tinder
Do: Swipe right for everyone, then select the hot ones from your matches.
Don’t: Be romantic.
